Someone at work eats it and sparks his anger. He got "Little Shirley Beans." What is that? It's good. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place? Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious. Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Oh yeah! The note Buffay would write for Gellar eventually led to him being placed on sabbatical. In respect to the internal chronology of the series, it is the fourth of eleven novels (beginning with The Surgeon's Mate) that might take five or six years to happen but are all pegged to an extended 1812, or as Patrick O'Brian says it, 1812a and 1812b (in the Author's Note for The Far Side of the World, the tenth novel in this series). You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!! (Starts for his room.) He met two nuns. [Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]. 75. Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! Later, Rachel finds Monica's razor in Chandler's bathroom and P… Chandler: Which I may say, right now, is out of control. Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Mutual Fund and ETF data provided by Refinitiv Lipper. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]. Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day? Who's are they? (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. I didn't come with her! Phoebe: (To Rachel) You completely stole my answer! Chandler: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships. Most recently, there was a New York Times op-ed, ostensibly about the ethics of sharing stories about your children online, but with a part philosophizing (in fairness, the author, Agnes Callard, is a philosopher) about how "people warn prospective parents that having a baby is expensive, but that isn’t exactly true. Why? Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! What are you, what are you sick? Monica: Come on! Continuity mistake: In Central Perk, when Phoebe writes a note for Ross to put on his sandwich so no one eats it, she mentions that she stabbed a cop, and has a green mug in her hand. Ross Geller's lunch, who? 6 comments. Joey: Yeah, I like that. Joey: Of course it's true! ©2020 FOX News Network, LLC. Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Test. He liked it and thought Phoebe would too. Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! Yeah, ALL 94 of 'em (save for … Ohh, you know who you should go with? Phoebe: [writing a note] This will keep them away from your stuff! Whom did Holden meet at the sandwich bar? Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]. I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week! It is very special to him, since Monica puts a "moist maker" in the middle: a gravy soaked piece of bread. This has got to stop! Phoebe: Yeah! Close. Joey: All right! The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Everybody guess what? Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. (She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. ), Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! As he's getting out his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run to Chandler's bedroom. Ohh!! Y'know, I thought it would be fun! Chandler: Well, they're Joey's! Anyone else? Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Phoebe: I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers. Phoebe writes him a note that would scare anyone. All rights reserved. Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir. (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) Rachel: You get away from me!! Who's are they?  The BEST Thanksgiving leftovers sandwich EVER! Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. 'FRIENDS' STAR JENNIFER ANISTON ON WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL WOULD BE TODAY. She's a cyborg. Yeah. [Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]. Phoebe: Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam. Saved by Feast of Starlight. Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Ross: Yeah. (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Rachel: Phoebe, come on! And because we're so obsessed, we took note of the Central Perk gang's Magna Doodles that appeared on the beloved series. hide. Netflix gave us reruns on-demand for a while, but eventually "pivoted" in another direction. Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Yeah. Match. Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that! Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about? Check out what's clicking today in entertainment. ), Rachel: Joey, is what she just said umm—Oh my God. The Teacher: Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. What did they talk about? She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.). It's just… I just… Kinda…. Learn vocabulary, terms, and more with flashcards, games, and other study tools. Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. Okay? (Rachel stares in shock.). So what would you say Pheebs? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret. “I have absolutely no idea what that note said, but now I’m going to look into it because I really want to know!” Kauffman told the outlet. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Fox News Flash top entertainment and celebrity headlines for Sept. 20 are here. Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. (She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust. Gravity. Phoebe: Well, yeah! Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker? Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too. Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on? Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash. Ross: (quietly) That-that would be incredible. Mutual Fund and ETF data provided by Refinitiv Lipper. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. But be sure to write a Phoebe worthy note on it so your co-worker doesn't steal it! Later on in the episode, Phoebe's ex David returns from Minsk and he is only in town for one night. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes. Rachel: Vogue! Rachel: A cyborg?! report. Directed by Gary Halvorson. Spell. (He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. The note, though, was a feeble knock-knock joke. Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica.]. ), [Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Rachel: Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots. Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself. Phoebe: Well how would you know?! (Writes him a note and the gang reads it.). Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!! Summary: Joey starts to get uncomfortable with protecting Monica and Chandler's secret, especially when it places him in embarrassing situations. ‘FRIENDS’ ALUM LISA KUDROW REVEALS WHY SHE DOESN’T WATCH THE BELOVED SHOW. After Thanksgiving one year, Ross brings a Thanksgiving food leftovers sandwich to work. A blanket? He's heading for the cube!" Ross: Unbelievable! Look. Chandler: See? Monica makes him another sandwich and this time he includes a very nasty note, which makes his colleagues refer to him as mental. Ugh, this is so silly. Ross: I'm fine! Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time. Not a 'sucker or loser:' Vietnam vet's obit rips Trump. Happy Thanksgiving! [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]. Tests make us all better learners! She and Joey eat the steak, but Phoebe feels awful afterword. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class. What is the big deal? That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Monica: Phoebe! Belichick shows rare emotion over loss of mother. Chandler: Top of the world? That's Monica!! The Teacher: Would ya care to venture one? And consider Ross working as a professor at the same university as of Sheldon and his gang. I totally get symbolism. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. 16. Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Ross: That was the water fountain! Finn looked back at Jake and Phoebe" Come on!" [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Series co-creator Marta Kauffman also did not remember what Buffay wrote but added that she wanted to find out for the sake of her own sanity. I can't believe you let me go on and on like that! [Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]. Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass! It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich. [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him. I make low-budget adult films. Monica: Okay, just wait, please. Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. Everybody just calm down. Meanwhile, Ross becomes so enraged at work when someone steals his turkey sandwich, it results in his suspension. Ross: Phoebe! She says, "Someday, I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop." If any of you fucking pricks remove it, I'm gonna execute every motherfucking last one of you.” — signed: Ross Honeybunny Geller I mean, look, I left a note and everything. That's my sister! That's the only way to explain all this stuff! The Teacher: What do you think? Okay? There's got to be a better explanation. Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! Someone ate the sandwich anyway, which enrages Ross. Joey finds himself constantly covering for Chandler and Monica's affair. save. Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your part. Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. Nice!! Chandler: Well let's….let's see what everybody thinks of that? Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. The next day at work Ross’s boss asks him about his recent well craziness and wants him to see a psychiatrist. Joey: All right. Phoebe: Fine! Many of us watched The Joy of Painting on PBS or came across Bob Ross and his happy little trees in some other way. She writes a particularly bad-ass note and the gang looks impressed. Phoebe: Yeah? No! Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert! So, what did everybody think about Jane Eyre? Monica: (inspecting his leg) Wow! It's good! Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school. Ross: Uh-huh. Low prices across earth's biggest selection of books, music, DVDs, electronics, computers, software, apparel & accessories, shoes, jewelry, tools & hardware, housewares, furniture, sporting goods, beauty & personal care, groceries & just about anything else. Oh my God! Well, I'm Joey. No! ), [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]. Joey: Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! Lots of people know who Bob Ross is. Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. Ross: (getting upset) Oh-oh really? I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow. Okay? But, (To Monica) you do it with me once. Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! Created by. All: Whoa! He put it in the refrigerator and included a note so people would know that it was his. Ross Geller's Moist Maker Sandwich from the television show, Friends. A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica? Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. All right, listen, I can't…. Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman. Okay? Thank you so much. I mean, come on! An official "Friends" cookbook is set to be published later this year.The book includes over 70 recipes inspired by the beloved show, and will apparently cater to all culinary abilities. J-J-J-J-J-Joey's! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you! Lets just say that “Friends” cast members and “The Big Bang Theory” cast are friends and live in the same building. Joey, you can touch them! Monica! They're your underwear. They gotta be Joey's! The Teacher: If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. Dock of the bay? Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. You in the blue shirt. Phoebe: Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot. Phoebe: Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? An age-old mystery will have to continue for fans of “Friends.”. Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! Yeah, a guy called me mental! Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie! Okay—ooh, but are you going to have time to read it? The quirky one. That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. (Takes another pill.). I learned that living on the street. He has a naked picture of Monica! Okay, look, I hate this! Rachel: Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else. (Shows the note to Chandler who reads it aloud.). Rachel: Yes! Eventually, Ursula begins avoiding Joey, as Phoebe predicted would happen, hoping to end their brief fling that way. The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying? Undies! “Oh, my God, I’m standing here going. May I have a word with you? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict? 'FRIENDS' STAR LISA KUDROW REVEALS HOW MATT LeBLANC SAVED HER ROLE AS PHOEBE. It cuts to Monica then back to Phoebe and the mug is out of her hand and she's yelling, "He stabbed me first." (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. [Everyone sees the note and gasps] Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad-ass! Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture! or redistributed. Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. 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