No. Ross: (laughs) Muriel. (There’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it.). Joey: Good call. that go like five miles an hour? Wh-why would he call you Muriel? this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid Phoebe: Okay. (To Phoebe) You’re single. (Goes into her room.). How come I haven’t seen you here before? Y’know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. Rachel: Oh my God. Joey: What? departments. Monica: You�re fired. (Starts towards the door.) The One With Rachel's Date - S8-E5. I sous stand. Ross: (checks his watch) We can still catch that Ukrainian film. Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe? Ross: You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee? Phoebe: That’s fair! It�s not gonna Come on Toby, give me a hand! Ross: Well, I tell you what. 721 - The One With The Vows Joey: Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe! Have a good night. 808 - The One With The Stripper Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe? [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters.] Phoebe: Love it! Ross: Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go. Joey: (Voice Over) Previously on Friends. Ross: Uh-huh. 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesn’t! Phoebe: But Monica, he loves his job so much! I’m a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?". sure. 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh ), Tim: Whoops. (Starts to leave.) Chandler: Well that puts me in a difficult position. 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line it�s mundane. Rachel: Good night. Phoebe: Oh my God! I�ve got a stack of documents on my desk Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they? (Ross realizes something.) With who? Monica: Uh Tim? Tim: I…I-I don’t know, but I would say it’s pretty good-o. 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish I�ll meet more actors! It’s actually uh, a little dull. 718 - The One With Joey's Award know if he has what it takes. (They sit on some front steps.) You too. And the woman who dumps a guy that�s just been fired, blond bitch! It’s-it’s uh, regular. 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Let�s not see a movie, we�ll just hang. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. 7 Favorites . Rachel: Hi! 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you’re serious. Ross: Hey, wanna…wanna a little cheering up? (Laughs) Mr. Franklin: Oh then you know each other. Bob: Hey Toby! Phoebe: Are you kidding?! Wh-why would he call you Muriel? Bye Kash. Mr. Franklin: You’re a joker Bing. Monica: What?! Chandler: Y�know what you should do, just toss �em in the shedder and Mona: I’m good except umm, you still owe me a dance. Joey: So what movie do you want to see—And not another one I have to read. with her. Rachel: Yeah! Joey: That�s a nice picture. Joey: This is my friend Rachel. Rachel: Well better than you, but y’know still not what you want. Ross: Sure! Monica: Okay well then, I’ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week. Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch.". 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies Ross: It�s just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now go-go-go! Phoebe: Oh that’s good, the chemistry thing for us too. Ross: Well, I tell you what. I’m guess I’m just done with the whole dating thing. It’s not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what there’s gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Chandler: Bob! Bob: Toby don�t. Burning the midnight oil. 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book (Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.) Ross: Oh hi! There�s a Ukrainian film at the 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes Note': This episode is dedicated to the memory of Richard Cox, Sr., father of Courteney Cox.. My baby is going on a ferry? Chandler: The Hard Rock Caf�? Chandler: What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?! You go have fun. Tim: You are so talented. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with. Chandler: Shh! [Scene: Chandler�s Office, Bob is ransacking Chandler�s office.] Tim: I like your necklace. Earrings! 221 - The One With The Two Bullies have to read. recognizes him.] "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch." Phoebe visits Monica at her kitchen at Allesandro's, where she meets Tim, her sous-chef. Yeah, I don�t Ross: Hey Amy. Monica becomes jealous when she realizes she is no longer the 'hostess'. continue ransacking the place. Uck! I mean Rachel’s out with some guy. Okay, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. Tim: It�s because I�m with you. Mona: I�m good except umm, you still owe me a dance. Ross: Joey what-what were you thinking?! Rachel gets a promotion and interviews for an assistant. It’s not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!! 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist Phoebe: I made it myself. Ross: This guy could be my baby�s stepfather! Monica: Hey. 623 - The One With The Ring Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire. Ross: A date?! Mr. Franklin: Oh then you know each other. Chandler: Hey Bobby. Joey: Rach look, I really don�t think that�s such a great� 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 815 - The One With The Birthing Video Ross: It used to be. watches on a monitor.] Joey: No, I said fun! Hey Bob. know how I get around the office computer network so I can 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Everyday? [Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding Monica: Hey Tim? Chandler: Yeah! How much easier would it be if it were? There-there�s a learning curve (She grabs her purse and runs out. you�ve ever gone out with. My baby is going on a ferry? Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow! They printed it! I think they�re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island. Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. Joey: So what movie do you want to see�And not another one I So, what’s up? No I can�t. Y�know, he thinks here? [Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.] (He thinks about it and decides to join in by turning over a chair and continue ransacking the place.). Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight. So, where do you want to go? Ross: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. Joey's Co-Star: Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. They love him down on six. He is totally incompetent. Now I’m gonna go! 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 208 - The One With The List Ross: No, it’s not what I want either. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" It�s great! Ross, this is Kash. 706 - The One With The Nap Partners Joey: They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! But the question is who’s gonna go first. comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel? Rachel: Well I’m alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think? 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Now pay attention, ‘cause this part’s tricky, see some people use filters just once. He said he Chandler: Y’know what you should do, just toss ‘em in the shedder and claim you never got ‘em. It’s not just about the pictures. Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler! 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Ross: You set her up?! Tim: Actually she�s my-my boss. Monica: Hey Tim? (Mimicking him) "I’m so worried about you." Kash: Hey. Uh-uh, Kash? Or burn each other with matches?! 521 - The One With The Ball fun date! Joey: Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me! Ross: Hello. With who? Dedicated to the Memory of Richard L. Cox, Sr. [Scene: Chandler’s Office, Bob is ransacking Chandler’s office.]. [Scene: Chandler’s Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there. Tim: Why? You can stay. Bob: (laughs) Toby! Monica: Yeah. Whoever she dates my baby dates! Courteney Cox was the most well-known of the six main actors. Oh, I can’t wait to get sous-neath him. Hockey 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry 309 - The One With The Football (To Phoebe) another chance? 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate The One Where Joey Dates Rachel/Transcript [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there … Rachel: Good-good, don�t tell him. now will just get me more upset with Chandler! Phoebe: Are you kidding?! But, you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date. Monica: Because he’s terrible! Now-now where is this Monica: I paid to have this done. Season 8 "Umm, I�m a recovering alcoholic. Joey: What? Phoebe: Would you say your pesto is the best-o? (Season 4, “The One with Joey’s Dirty Day.”) Though Emily’s time in New York is limited, Rachel throws her a surprise party in order to spend more time with Joshua, who eventually admits his feelings for Rachel. Monica: Hey. Monica: Oh my pleasure. Chandler you have to tell him! Ross: He sounds swell. [Scene: Outside Chandler’s Office, Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind.]. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Joey: Hey Kash. Come on Toby, give me a hand! you�re gonna have something that you�re gonna love more than any guy Monica: I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first. Just have him call me okay? Monica: Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. Joey: (grabbing her) Here we go! I’m not. Ooh, working here with us? (There�s a knock on the door and Joey answers it.) Tim: Actually she’s my-my boss. Phoebe: Dinner was good! Phoebe: That�s fair! Monica: What do you mean? 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus Tim: Oh it�s great! (He thinks about it and decides to join in by turning over a chair and Monica: No! I�m not gonna let you cover for him. 809 - The One With The Rumor Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing? are you doing?! Golf And now it�s five years 506 - The One With The Yeti 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box from rejecting the brain. Ross: Hi. So now I�m not allowed to fire him? Ross: I�m telling you, I like the food! 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work This is back when I thought Kash was still people. giving me an opportunity here because I�you�re the most talented chef 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe: He is sweet. Ross: (laughs) Muriel. I�I just figured since you�re pregnant you�re not gonna be 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing Bob!!! ], Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight. Mr. Franklin: Wow Bing! 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